Note to future self: Do not get an appetizer before a Chicago style pizza IN Chicago. It doesn't matter what size you get, the pizza will always be enough food to feed a small country.
You win this round, Za.
This is a server for anyone, but particularly for those of us in the US Midwest that want to get away from the birdsite or to avoid the zucksuck. Have fun, don’t be a dick, and remember to eat the rich!